Top 10 (Mostly) Movies of 2012

Update: I originally skipped number 4 on this list. I have since updated that. If you saw this before the change, well...it's been updated. So, check it out! :D

Here it is, my first Top 10 Movies of the Year list on here. I had a bit of fun putting this one together. There were a lot of good movies released this year, and unfortunately, I missed a few of them including The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Bernie, Holy Motors (really really wanted to see this, but just missed it), and since Zero Dark Thirty has yet to be released widely in the U.S., I have not seen it, either. So, you will not see those here. So, let's do this:

10. Lincoln/The Avengers (Tie)

Now, this probably seems like a really strange tie for 10th place. But, I really couldn't leave either one off this list. It's not that they are equal on quality or are really comparable, it's just that they do what they set out to do so well and they deserve recognition for it. Lincoln tells the story of how President Abraham Lincoln worked to get the 13th amendment passed to end slavery once and for all, and Spielberg does this with such deft that even as we all know the end result, we all were sitting on the edges of our seats, engrossed in what was happening. We also got a chance to see a somewhat more restrained Spielberg (most of the time), and that's always a good thing.

The Avengers was just recently voted as the most overrated movie of the year. Which I can't really disagree with, (though I would probably say The Dark Knight Rises, personally) The Avengers was overrated. It kind of became that overplayed song on the radio you once loved, but I don't think that means its a bad song. The Avengers is a flawed movie, by Joss Whedon's own admission, but it got the job done so well and exceeded everyone's expectations so far ahead, that it really is an accomplishment. Joss Whedon was able to successfully pull off the glaring elephant in the room, when Marvel Cinematic Universe plan was announced, and that was 'How in the hell are they gonna pull of the Avengers?' but he did and he did it extremely well, and that's why I couldn't leave it off this list.

9. Skyfall

Talk about movies that exceeded expectations. Skyfall really delivered the James Bond that was missing from the recent outgoings. A return to classic bond feel and tropes, a great bond-villain played by Javier Bardem, and a fantastic director with Sam Mendes. After Quantum of Solace, many of us were left feeling like something was missing, and we finally got that from Sam Mendes. Smart, funny, thrilling all the things we really ask for from a Bond movie (at least I do).


8. Moonrise Kingdom

Moonrise Kingdom comes off the success of Wes Anderson's last movie (and my favorite) Fantastic Mr. Fox, which had a whole lot more heart to it than his other movies. An easy criticism of Anderson is that his movies are cold and distant, but he has really done good on trying to change that with his last two films. Moonrise Kingdom is full of heart and community. It has a sense of togetherness and a helping each other vibe that makes just a great feel-good movie for me. I can't help but be smiling by the credits.

7. The Cabin in the Woods

Joss Whedon has had a good year. Written by Whedon and Drew Goddard, and directed by Goddard, The Cabin in the Woods follows five friends as they travel up to a cabin in the woods for the weekend, and are shortly met by crazy, horrific, and funny happenings. I don't want to give away too much, here, but Goddard and Whedon really know their stuff when it comes to horror tropes and filmmaking. This stands as one of the most clever movies (let alone horror movies) to come out in a long while.

6. Beasts of the Southern Wild

What to say about Beasts of the Southern Wild. It has great acting, great directing, great writing, and it is just down right magical. This is a gorgeous movie in really every aspect. At heart it is a coming of age story and it is told like a modern fairy tale. It really balances the striking realism of the characters with fantasy well. It's hard not to fall instantly in love with this movie when you see it.

5. Looper

After just watching this again when it came in the mail from my Amazon Pre-Order, I have to say this is a great fucking movie. Looper has been the original sci-fi we have been waiting for for a long time. Who better to deliver this than the magnificent duo who brought us Brick, Rian Johnson and Joeseph-Gordon Levitt? Brick may be the better movie of the two, but I think Looper will be remembered far more. There are echoes of Blade Runner, Twelve Monkeys, and Terminator throughout the movie, but yet it manages to be its own entity. Looper really blew me away when I saw it in the theater and managed to do it again when I watched it on Blu-Ray.

4. The Master

God, what a film. I mean, this is why we go to the movies right? In hopes we wander into a Paul Thomas Anderson film? Okay, well maybe we didn't wander in. But, damn, this is a great movie. For all intents and purposes, this is a relationship movie, a film about a relationship and the development of that. There's no real narrative, no real story other than these two's relationship and how they change one another forever after their meeting. It's a great lesson in subtlety, especially with Amy Adams' character. A great looking film, well-written, well directed, well acted! Well acted, indeed, wow Phoenix is on fire here. So, is Hoffman. These guys give the performances of their careers in this. Not the expose on Scientology everyone was expecting, but a really fantastic film and gotta be one PTA's best.

3. Once Upon a Time in Anatolia (US Release Jan. 4, 2012)

This movie. I included this move despite being "released" in 2011 because a) the official U.S. release was in 2012 and b) because I'm really in love with this movie. Winner of the Grand Prize at Cannes Film Festival in 2011, Once Upon a Time in Anatolia follows two prisoners and a local police force tracing their steps across the Anatolian steppes to find a dead body. It starts off as a pretty standard police procedural, but then quickly evolves into something far more greater, and will blow you away if you stick with it. With absolutely gorgeous cinematography, fantastic direction, and great acting this movie is one that really sticks with you.

2. Cloud Atlas

Ahh, Cloud Atlas, not getting a whole lot of love this year, huh? That's okay, there are few movies that are as flawed, corny, ambitious, and utterly brilliant as you that have and will come out. Cloud Atlas is so unbelievably ernest in what it is trying to say, and does it so heavy handedly, many have it called pretentious, cloying, preachy, etc. Other than pretentious I really cannot deny those criticisms, but what makes the film, for me, so unpretentious is the fact that it is so genuine. The movie so full heartedly believes in what it is saying that notions like "True Love" and "Love Conquering All" really feel like things that exist (or at least gives you hope for those things to exist). I think that is where this movie separates itself from the love themes of romantic comedies and other more "fake" feeling films. Cloud Atlas genuine in what it believes and it bears it soul for all of us to tear apart, and the majority of us did. The Wachowski's and Tom Tykwer created a movie symbolic of pouring your heart out to someone for them to tear apart, and the majority of us did, but I really choose to embrace it. This is a movie that you do have to buy into from the beginning and embrace it fully, and if you do, it fills you with just the best feelings of hope and love for cinema. It probably won't win any major Oscars, which is a shame, though if it doesn't win Best Original Score, then I will be majorly upset. Seriously, check out the score. It's amazing.

1. Django: Unchained

If this movie had not been so utterly perfect, Cloud Atlas would be at this spot. But, Django: Unchained is just a great movie. Following the supposed quasi-true story of a black ex-slave fighting his way with a bounty hunter to find his wife, Django is a mix of a blaxploitation, spaghetti western, and grindhouse. Two of which we have already seen from director Quentin Tarentino in the form of Jackie Brown and Death Proof. Tarentino managed to do something pretty great here and that is make the audience laugh out loud one minute and then shift really uncomfortably in their seat the next. Don't get me wrong, this is a really really funny movie, but at a certain point you kind of feel bad for laughing because there is just a crazy amount of violence going on screen. The violence towards the bad guys is this cheap looking, over the top, cartoonish blood splatters exploding on bodies and it is hilarious, but the violence done towards our main characters is so horrific that it is a bit disturbing. But, this is why this movie works so well. It manages to blend all those genres while also showing the violence that was done to slaves at the time. I think Tarentino pulled that off really well here.

So, there you have it, my top 10 movies of the year. Probably undoubtedly, people will disagree, and that is fine.  I really do need to see Zero Dark Thirty, Holy Motors, Bernie, and Perks of Being a Wallflower. But, from the movies I've seen here are my top 10, and I do feel pretty confident in these choices. Sound off in the comments with your Top 10.

Update: Sick + James Gunn + Fanboy Problems

Okay, first of all: I'm back. I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving and Black Friday, etc. I unfortunately got sick shortly after and didn't feel like doing a post, so I didn't. So, there you are, in case you were wondering.

Now, to get to the real thing I wanted to talk about. James Gunn. You may or may not have heard of James Gunn. He's a talented writer-director (his two best movies arguably being Slither and Super) who is set to direct the upcoming Marvel The Guardians of the Galaxy. Recently, Mr. Gunn has gotten into some hot water after a nearly two year old blog post titled "The 50 Superheroes You Most Want to Have Sex With" has resurfaced amongst certain feminist and gay rights websites where they accuse Mr. Gunn of being sexist, homophobic, and of slut-shaming. You can find The Mary Sue article here.  Gunn's post has since been taken down, but you can view the cached version here. Now, looking at the title alone would tell you that this is going to be a pretty disgusting article...and it totally is. But, then again, that was kind of the intention.

You see, if anyone who has been criticizing Gunn actually took the time to do some research into the man, they would find a very strong and vocal proponent of gay rights, feminism, and hatred of all things Chris Brown. All you have to do is look at his twitter account. This is the last person you would find to purposefully make disparaging remarks about gays, lesbians, or women, and mean it. He is someone who, time and time again, has fought on their side and has also had the habit of writing very strong female characters into his movies.

So, what's with the blog post then? Gunn was addressing a problem that has plagued Fanboyism for a long time now, and has only just recently been getting more and more attention now that geeky girls and other geeky things like comic book movies are becoming more and more mainstream and accepted. That problem is this oversexualization by ignorant fanboys towards female characters in comic books, video games, etc.

Look at this photo:

This is a photo that James Gunn, himself, used on his blog post for the apparent winner of the contest: Wonder Woman. Pictures like these are everywhere in geek culture. You'll find them in comic book blogs, video game blogs, and in the mediums themselves. Lists, like the one Gunn posted, are also a common occurrence. Blogs will rank female characters based on their sex appeal for really no purpose other than to appeal to young teenage boys. Here is one example (which includes men characters, but so did Gunn's post), or how about a video counting down the best boobs in gaming? Really all you have to do is do a google search for "sexiest video game/comic book characters" (that's what I did) and a plethora of lists will show up and you can have your pick. Shit like this goes on all the time, and it has turned off many would-be geeky girls from the whole thing because we all look like a bunch of lonely 12 year old boys sitting in front of a computer screen who fantasize and objectify women in any possible way we can.

This is the real problem, and what Gunn was trying to do is use satire to point this out. To hold up a mirror to those ignorant fanboys out there and say, This is what you sound like to the rest of the world, and you make us all look like this you when you do it. He used outrageous language and things that sound like something most people wouldn't say to expose this issue. Was it very clear? Admittedly, maybe not to everyone. It was to me, but then again, I've seen this issue everywhere, and I know how James Gunn actually feels on the subject. Admittedly, it wasn't that well written, and isn't that funny when you actually read it. It may not have been entirely clear what his intention actually was, and that's a shame. I think for those blogs that are taking the story up and condemning him, they need to turn their focus on the very real problems facing gays, lesbians, and women because Gunn's post certainly isn't the problem.

For those that did take offense, I'm sorry that happened. You're getting mad at the right mindset though, your heart is in the right place. But, this isn't the thing to get mad at. Get mad at the still prevalent mindset that these characters have to be sexualized in order to be appreciated. And for those who have suggested that Gunn be fired from the Guardians of the Galaxy project, go home. James Gunn really deserves this project. He has worked for years not garnering the attention he deserves and this could be his big break. It shouldn't be spoiled for him for a two-year-old poorly written joke with good intentions.

Meridith Borders over at Badass Digest does a great job of explaining her reasoning for defending Gunn, despite being a feminist herself, and I think its definitely worth a read.

What I ask readers to take away from this is to take the person's intent into account before you take offense to something that they have written or said. It's like calling Mel Brooks a racist for using the N-word in his movies when he was really making fun of the way those racists must think.

Quick Edit: James Gunn has since apologized, and I think it's a very classy apology. Now we have to move on from this.